1/28/23 - The Best Things in Life Are Free - Pottery and Plants for Sale

The best things in life are free.

Photosynthesis. Friendship. A couple of resin planters. A visit to your favorite pottery and plant establishment, A House of Pots.

Here at a House of Pots, you’re free to be the plant daddy or mommy you want to be.

Here, you’re free from the restrictions of overpriced pottery, naysayers saying nay to you walking out with 12 pots or nixing that extra plant you’d like to add.

At A House of Pots, anything you see could be free, except the plants most likely, if you buy enough items that ultimately move the proprietor to gift you one of your items for free, choose a freebie at random, or give you enough discounts to where you in essence got some items for free.

Here at A House of Pots, you exchange money for the freedom of choice, or if you exchange your freedom of choice to save money, we’ll arrange a dealer’s choice of pottery.

Ask about the $100 dealers choice and receive $200ish store value (and likely $300 or $400 elsewhere) which is basically like getting a few hundred dollars of planters for free.

There’s a $50 dealer’s choice under the same principle too.

Where is this magical land of well-price glazed ceramics, terracotta, and house plants you ask?

It’s all at A House of Pots, located at:

1620 w 74th way Denver CO 80221

It should be noted that A House of Pots is a weekends only establishment, which means it’s open the following days at the following times:

Saturdays and Sundays, 11 am to 6 pm

Feel free to reach out about weekday availability, which is spotty. In essence, you would reach out a few days in advance, or better yet the day of, and ask if I happen to be available that day. If so, we’ll coordinate.

Feel free to contact me with any questions:

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@ahouseofpots

If you love a great deal, you’ll love A House of Pots, especially right now, as I’m liquidating the vast majority of my stock.

There’s 25-50% discounts being applied to nearly all inventory until I can get my sales floor back to square one.

That doesn’t include plants such as snake plants, ZZ plants, philodendron, pothos, money trees, dracaena, christmas cactus (ok, ok, I’ll discount these and happen to have some free ones for paying customers), succulents, spiky cacti, but if you buy plants and pots, there’ll be some pottery discounts to factor.

I’ve been called the Oprah of Pots, because you get a pot, you get a pot, and you get a pot, and I’m glad to give a free pot to the misfortunate or those who share their fortune with me.

In terms of other free things, A House of Pots offers:

Largeish resin pots

Broken pots

Slow motion broken pottery video cameos

Terracotta shards

Styrofoam

Wet cardboard

Curated free pottery for people who share the A House of Pots Liquidation Sale on their socials

Select free pottery for people who review A House of Pots on Google

Special free pottery for people who share the A House of Pots Go Fcuk Me campaign on their socials

Access to dealer’s choice pots

Cuttings on occasion

Occasional rescues

Pottery workout plans

Potting services

Forays into photosynthetic friendships

A warm place to hang out with plants and get out of the cold

Some stone cold pottery jargon:

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When you visit, free free to ask about the items I have marked down to $20 and below. There will be a new featured item every week.

*** If none of this is good enough for you, then feel free to come at me bro. Free ***