1/21/23 - To Be Honest, All These Pots and Plants Are for Sale
Okay, let's do it
To Be Honest, I might just be pottery’s Adolph Thornton …
not just because it looks like I might get cut down in my prime prematurely (Hold Up Hold Up Hold), but because I can promote my business and drop Young Dolph lyrics at the same time (Baller Alert).
When it comes to the best prices on great planters, I’ve got Water on Water on Water.
25% to 50% off during liquidation. $5-$90. Terracotta, glazed ceramics, resin. Major.
I also sell plants, and it ain’t By Mistake. $5-$35 for the most part, unless it’s big. Believe Me.
While this approach would work wherever, my weekend pottery sales won’t do you much if you’re In Charlotte.
My items are available for sale in North Denver, Saturdays and Sundays, from 11 to 6.
If you want to try Talking to My Scale, find A House of Pots at:
1620 w 74th way Denver CO 80221
(Preach)
Say you can’t Get Away this weekend and want to coordinate another time. We can try to arrange a RAIN RAIN check by messaging me at:
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@ahouseofpots
I understand I’m not going to get 100 Shots to impress you. In case you missed it, I’m a small mom and pop pottery shop who sells you all the things you see. No, it’s not all for free, but any pot could be (like a resin pot or three) if you spend enough on other pottery. And if you feel like you’re missing something, I’m one to put his finger on 1 Scale, and I’m purposely mixing in as much Young Dolph as I can.
Need I say more?
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Okay, let's do it
Yeah, I'm the best (yeah)
So you came a long way to be for lookin’ for objects (damn)
Told you I was your dawg, baby, when we first met (told you)
Mine’s nothin' like the rest, so what the fcuk will you expect?
To be honest, I done cared 'bout your opinion, so where's ur neck? (For real, though)
Where to check, B?
I put ur pots out, flippant, call it yours, will you next week? (ma’am)
You’re a maybe, mama, say you’re busy as a heartbeat (what?)
And I just went “be thrifty’ on your next piece (yeah, yeah)
You know what my game is, so I know how you comin' (woo)
Retro number pricing with the ease, get three hun (yippee)
Often you be feelin’ it, man, the way you plant that shit, son (ayy)
Gold reign, sold masses, buy nine with Ian
Hah, you want a pair, you ain't never lucked into a sitch like this dope house (uh-uh)
Forty planties on my sofa, I got a dope couch (whoa)
I could never cost the biggest, not out for no amount (no)
Free all of my resin planters 'til they all out
Yeah, I'm blessed (yeah)
So you came a long way to be for lookin’ for objects (damn)
Told you I was your dawg, baby, when we first met (told you)
Mine’s nothin' like the rest, so what the fcuk will you expect?
To be honest, I don't care 'bout the millions, where’s the Crosstrek? (For real, though)
Uh, ma’am, uh, damn, uh, man, oh, damn
To be honest, I done cared 'bout your opinion, so where's ur neck?
Yeah, ayy, yeah, ayy, yeah, ayy, yeah, ayy
To be honest, I don't care 'bout the millions, where’s the Crosstrek
Huh, ayy
Remember what it feel like to not have plants and shit (I was there)
Didn't even notice it was an issue, now I need a permit (damn)
Now when I wake up, look in the mirror, I can't believe this (it's Dolph)
I got a leafing habit like I need it (stump)
Whole lot to spend every season (mistake)
Smokin' weeds and laughin', you can leave us (heh-heh)
Pull up a new vessel, I mean I see ‘em (skrrt)
Trigger finger itchin', just give me a reason (whoa)
Pot goat, quicker, all my hitters free me (hey)
Her kiddies big, I love it when I see ‘em (yeah)
If I pull the plug on the pots you’ll need a kleenex (ayy)
Yeah, I'm the best
So you came a long way to be for lookin’ for objects (damn)
Told you I was your dawg, baby, when we first met (told you)
Mine’s nothin' like the rest, so what the fcuk will you expect?
To be honest, I don't care 'bout the millions, where’s the Crosstrek? (For real, though)
Uh, ma’am, uh, damn, uh, man, oh, damn
To be honest, I done cared 'bout your opinion, so where's ur neck?
Yeah, ayy, yeah, ayy, yeah, ayy, yeah, ayy
To be honest, I don't care 'bout the millions, where’s the Crosstrek
<< YouTube Playlist for reference >>
Young Dolph - To Be Honest
Young Dolph - Hold Up Hold Up Hold Up
Young Dolph - Talking To My Scale
Young Dolph - 1 Scale
Young Dolph - Water on Water on Water
Young Dolph - In Charlotte
Young Dolph - By Mistake
Young Dolph - Major
Young Dolph - Believe Me
Young Dolph - Preach
Young Dolph - RAIN RAIN
Young Dolph - Baller Alert
Young Dolph - 100 Shots
Young Dolph - Get Away
<< Cut to the free item section and the pottery jargon >>
Was all this necessary? No. Did it happen? Yes. Did it tell you anything? Unlikely. Are you interested in some free stuff? Probably. Are you going to want any of the following? Probably not.
There’s free:
Resin pots upon request
Potting services
Reasonable amounts of cactus soil
Cuttings on occasion
Nursery pots if I can find them
Broken pottery
Terracotta shards
Opportunities to break things in slow motion
Anecdotes to pottery yesteryear
Social media shares of AHOP causes
Mystery items when you share AHOP on social media
Rescue plants here and there
Young Dolph references
Maybe an appearance from Old Dolph, my neighbor Rudy, aka Dolphin / Rudolph
Pottery jargon
P. jargon, with a Young Dolph twist:
Adolph Thornton Jr. in the garden, Superior Young Dolph references, Fort Collins is Major, fishing in Water on Water on Water, a planter By Mistake, Wheat Ridge is Major, Hold Up gardens Preach, red clay Preach, plants near me Preach, philodendron Preach, hiking Preach, mcm Preach, self made monstera millionaire, I shut down the party with pottery near me, cement is Baller Alert, plant Baller Alert in Denver, Dolph Obama estate sale, in 100 Shots pottery shop, roll up in Northglenn, Flipper’s pottery shop near me, the plant shop flipper, paper route vegetable box, Erie how ever you want to play, I live at the bank in Loveland, fashion on fashion on fashion in Greeley, Westminster is my real day ones, pottery so good I quit lil B you won, Came outside today for some gardening, get money Lakewood, get money Golden, trap house holder, pot jewelery box, pottery store near me deserve a gold medal, spending ceramic paper like I’m Puffy, Federal Heights you too real for this shitt, Arvada of the leash, fill my body up with ceramics, my own terracotta island, my plant stand got creat customer service like chick fil a, grow aloe in a trap, jargon, pottery barn, my porcelain go so hard, too much cactus, planters in my DM, running 4s on the Mercedes, Littleton turn dirt into diamonds, Aurora that’s major, plants I can’t look at you the same, Longmont got millions on the table, green greenhouse that’s major, Broomfield countin’ paper, garage sale with a laser, Commerce City I’m a player, the succulents industry was hate, I set the prices Parker, no doubt I’m the litest Centennial, dropped out of high school for pots near me, gardener, run up on this fire Louisville, I’m going to get pots money as long as I live, RIP Adolph Thornton, Boulder run her mouth, I just spent a 40 on trees by mistake, I been flexin on stoneware too hard, yard sale just give me my cake, Castle Rock trap mentality, Brighton name someone who gave me a dime and I’ll give you one million cacti, did a lot of succulent wrong to do the plant store near me right, still climbing and turning down record deals, ain't nothing more important than getting this tree money, Believe Me!
(You weren’t supposed to understand any of that unless you’ve listened to all those Young Dolph songs)
*** A House of Pots - Yeah, I'm the best (yeah). So you came a long way to be for lookin’ for objects (damn). Mine’s nothin' like the rest. ***
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