10/23/21 - Support America and Buy This American Made Clay Pottery

What do you mean all these items that cost money aren’t free?

What do you mean I didn’t read the title about the pottery being for sale, or all the accompanying information that details when and where I can purchase plants and planters, as well as the clear demarcation of what’s free with no purchase necessary?

What do you mean everything I need to know is soon to follow?

Who: you, the pottery purchaser

What: A House of Pots plant and planter sale

When: every Saturday and Sunday from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.

Where: North Denver, off Highway 36 and the Pecos exit

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Why: you need new pots and plants but you also need low, low prices

How: Drive to North Denver on the weekend. Explore best in market pricing. Find glazed ceramics, the perfect terracotta planter, or a new house plant. Receive discounts on multi-item purchases. Drive home with your bounty. Follow @ahouseofpots.

Phone: << 909 >> << 744 >> << 7708 >>

Social: @ahouseofpots

Pottery prices: $1 to $100

Plant prices: $1 to $75

Discounts: on 2 items or more

Free with purchase: a little something, something

Absolutely free with no purchase:

terracotta shards, broken ceramics, cracked pots, clay pots for kids, pallets, occasional rescue plants, I probably have some recyclables you can rummage through

Trays: in stock

Forms of payment: Cash, Cash App, Venmo, PayPal, Zelle, Credit Card

Are all of these items really for free: no

Are all of these items really for sale: yes

Can you arrange an appointment to come midweek: yes

Are there pots wider than 20 inches: not really

Can I track down an uncommon plant for you: probably

Do I deliver: preferably not, and not for free

Astrological sign: Aquarius

Really?: no

Wholesale: yes

Retail: yes

Pottery jargon: yes

Example of lackluster pottery jargon:

Denver garden, Aurora gardens, Fort Collins gardening, Lakewood gardener, Thornton pots, Westminster pot, Arvada pottery, Centennial planter, Boulder planters, Greeley plant, Longmont plants, Loveland cactus, Broomfield cacti, Castle Rock succulent, Commerce City succulents, Parker tree, Northglenn trees, Brighton terracotta, Englewood red clay, Wheat Ridge garage sale, Golden estate sale, Superior yard sale, Louisville hiking, Federal Heights fishing, Erie climbing, Littleton running, philodendron, monstera, vegetable box, green greenhouse, ceramic ceramics, grow aloe, stoneware and porcelain, cement plant stand holder, jargon, pottery barn

Will your wife approve: yes

Will your husband approve: who cares

You’re legally single: you make your own rules

Do I need all these pots: no

Am I going to sell them to you anyways: yes

Do you need more plants and pots: always

*** You'll always need more ***