10/2/21 - Everyone Loves a Little Pot Humor - Purchase the Pot You Need

It's the moment you've been waiting for.

Ever since you noticed I might be holdin', Holden Caufield, you've thought, when is this guy going to use a little pot humor?

Well let's get something straight, I sell a lot of pots, I deal in delightful pottery, and I dispense plants and planters.

But I'm not here to appeal to those who puff, puff the magic dragon. I'll pass on the opportunity to pander to potheads. And I’ll refrain from cashing in on that sweet, sweet Mary Jane train.

But if you’re looking for some dank pottery, you should know that my deals are the stickiest of the icky.

Even if you’re picky, you’ll get a head change when you see these glazed ceramics ranging from $10 to $120. You won’t find any of the Devil’s Lettuce, but there’s plenty of plants left between $10 and $45, like house plants and succulents.

Whether gardening is recreational or medicinal for you, you’ll get a discount when you purchase two or more items. It’s pretty dope.

Come find my joint in the backwoods of Sherrelwood, off Highway 36 and the Pecos exit in North Denver on Saturdays or Sundays from 10 to 6 and we can hash out a deal within your tolerance. If another day works better, or you’d like the address, be sure to message, bud:

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I’ll be blunt, I’m too exhausted for anything but half-baked pottery jargon:

Let’s hash out blazing landscaping estate sale deals on plants, planters, and cheap garden gear. I won’t bogart my backyard pottery and ceramics, including the Italian terracotta, Gainey MCM pots, cacti, or other gardener chronic. If you’re blazing through yard sale content, put down the tree and plant yourself without the pottery. It’s about time you re-up on euphorbia, macetas, cacti, decorative ceramic gardening, and succulents that grow faster than a weed, chief. You know, a cactus is a succulent, and Sherrelwood is the home of the landscape planter that’s local, clay, decorative, and a better deal than a nursery. There’s more to say, but I think I’d rather watch grass grow instead.

Considering letting your other weekend plans go up in smoke? Here’s how far the pots are from wherever you are from:

Centennial (23 mi.), Broomfield (9 mi.), Denver (8 mi.), Parker (32 mi.), Northglenn (6 mi.), Longmont (26 mi.), Lakewood (14 mi.), Lafayette (14 mi.), Loveland (45 mi.), Westminster (2.5 mi.), Greeley (57 mi.), Golden (14 mi.), Littleton (18 mi.), Sherrelwood (0 mi.), Federal Heights (2 mi.), Erie (21 mi.), Front Range (1.3 to 130 mi.), Louisville (13 mi.), Superior (13 mi.), Thornton (5 mi.), Castle Rock (37 mi.), Arvada (6.5 mi.), Boulder (20 mi.), Fort Collins (58 mi.), Aurora (14-25 mi.), Commerce City (5 mi.)

*** I’m not blowing any smoke. Everyone loves a little pot ***

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